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zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass


hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*


jel-lee:

asexuality: the world’s most simple-to-grasp concept that apparently nobody can understand



mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal


gracehelbig:

gracewillhazeyou:

This is the only picture that truly represents what a Helbig is

Yes
gracehelbig:

gracewillhazeyou:

This is the only picture that truly represents what a Helbig is

Yes

kaijuscience:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird



fridaynotes:

Timothy Hull A Byztantine Nobleman in Exile Composing Verses, 2014 gel pen on paper 57 x 47”

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.